filmotico.com » Salsa http://filmotico.com Wed, 27 Jan 2010 03:40:16 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1 en hourly 1 Who Got Paid to Write This Dialogue? http://filmotico.com/trailers-y-snd-bites/who-got-paid-to-write-this-dialogue/ http://filmotico.com/trailers-y-snd-bites/who-got-paid-to-write-this-dialogue/#comments Tue, 05 Jan 2010 20:31:12 +0000 juanma http://filmotico.com/?p=1052 There are great movie lines that stay with you forever-insert your favorite movie quote here mine are “You know, you look like a normal person but actually you’re the angel of death” from When Harry Met Sally and “Fuck Me Gently With a Chainsaw” from Heathers. But then there are the ones that are so terrible that they fry the brain with a mixture of pain and unwarranted laughter.
This is what I thought of when I was organizing my DVDS and I came across my copy of Salsa The Movie. Ok before you start judging and asking WHY THE HELL DOES HE OWN SALSA THE MOVIE ON DVD? I am a firm believer that certain movies are soooooo bad that they need to be preserved that way there is some physical evidence that will back up your story on how horrendous it was. Anyways back to Salsa and the reason that screenwriter needs to give his check back is this gem “DONT CALL ME PUTA CABRON!” Dont believe me? Take a look below, it will just be a minute of your time.

Ah nothing like latino stereotypes to make everybody feel gooood? And you know what? It took three people to come up with that comeback. So heres to Boaz Davidson, Tomás Benitez and Shepard Goldman, being puertorrican has never been more cheap and trivial than in this movie. And if any of you are reading this, DON’T CALL ME A HATER, BITCHES!

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